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Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
Awards and Awesomeness
I am happy to report that Celeste's Lion-Nose Stigmata has disappeared. This was a very embarrassing condition that made walks uncomfortable. Recreational time was okay, due to the fact I could just grab her lion-nose stigmata and pretend it was Celeste's actual nose.
Anyway, we got an award due to my beauty and awesomeness. My minion considers this rather self-indulgent and egomaniacal, but what does she know?
The award we received from Daisy who is a pit bull with a pinkish nose, which makes her pretty cool. Celeste does not like to speak of Daisy due to the fact she is Dozer's boyfriend and this makes Celeste jealous.
So I have to give seven beauty secrets and then pass it along to seven other bloggers:
1) Roll in the grass for an absolutely delightful scent that will make all the dogs go wild, including the annoying french poodle next door.
2) Get a lot of sleep, preferably 18-22 hours daily.
3) Stay in shape by chasing around you not so little not sister.
4) Streeeeetch. A lot. Stretch in the morning, afternoon and evening, before and after naps, after meals and right before you head bonk your minion (this will keep you limber and provide entertainment).
5) Paint your nose pink.
6) Eat flaxseed oil, like ten capsules a day or a whole bottle so you will be glossy and shiny.
7) Floss. Maybe with your not so littler not sister's leg. Or not.
Seven bloggers:
1) Addy
2) Dannan (handsome secrets, not beauty secrets of course)
3) Princess
4) Amber
5) Luce
6) Bella
7) Baily
So if winning an award wasn't great enough, Dozer also passed on a meme promoting awsomeness. Now, I am surprised Dozer actually shared this as he's been known to not share things. So, in his honor, I'm not sharing this meme with ANYONE. Ha!
Seven reasons why I, Mina, is Awesome:
1) Pink nose of doom.
2) Perfectly shaped ears.
3) Ability to sleep through an earthquake.
4) My emo and angsty nature
5) PINK NOSE OF DOOM (differs from #1 in many ways that I cannot articulate)
6) I do not stoop to the depths of slor where my not-so-little-not-sister lives
7) I have a fan club.
Anyway, we got an award due to my beauty and awesomeness. My minion considers this rather self-indulgent and egomaniacal, but what does she know?
The award we received from Daisy who is a pit bull with a pinkish nose, which makes her pretty cool. Celeste does not like to speak of Daisy due to the fact she is Dozer's boyfriend and this makes Celeste jealous.
So I have to give seven beauty secrets and then pass it along to seven other bloggers:
1) Roll in the grass for an absolutely delightful scent that will make all the dogs go wild, including the annoying french poodle next door.
2) Get a lot of sleep, preferably 18-22 hours daily.
3) Stay in shape by chasing around you not so little not sister.
4) Streeeeetch. A lot. Stretch in the morning, afternoon and evening, before and after naps, after meals and right before you head bonk your minion (this will keep you limber and provide entertainment).
5) Paint your nose pink.
6) Eat flaxseed oil, like ten capsules a day or a whole bottle so you will be glossy and shiny.
7) Floss. Maybe with your not so littler not sister's leg. Or not.
Seven bloggers:
1) Addy
2) Dannan (handsome secrets, not beauty secrets of course)
3) Princess
4) Amber
5) Luce
6) Bella
7) Baily
So if winning an award wasn't great enough, Dozer also passed on a meme promoting awsomeness. Now, I am surprised Dozer actually shared this as he's been known to not share things. So, in his honor, I'm not sharing this meme with ANYONE. Ha!
Seven reasons why I, Mina, is Awesome:
1) Pink nose of doom.
2) Perfectly shaped ears.
3) Ability to sleep through an earthquake.
4) My emo and angsty nature
5) PINK NOSE OF DOOM (differs from #1 in many ways that I cannot articulate)
6) I do not stoop to the depths of slor where my not-so-little-not-sister lives
7) I have a fan club.
Friday, July 24, 2009
I has the stigmatas
Hey everyones, it's me Team CELESTES!!!!1!! And boy do I has some very important news - I has the stigmatas! Mina says this means I'm the second comings of the satins, but I thinks I'm really the second comings of Rin Tin Tins. Or Lassies!
Here is my evidences:
Here is my evidences:
Friday, July 10, 2009
Is that a horse following me?
The minion of Mina and bestest mom ever of Celeste has this to report. I'm sure Mina and Celeste have their own commentary. But I have excluded it. Ha, opposable thumbs for the win!
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There is a time and place for everything and yesterday it was the time and the place for Celeste to meet horses for the first time. Mainly, it was the time and the place because, well, there were the horses and there was Celeste, sticking her nose through the fence to see the horses. Mina followed suit because Mina wanted to make sure Celeste knew that Mina knew whatever it was Celeste knew. That is how Mina rolls.
Of course, I must point out that Celeste did not actually go up to the fence because there were four large horse heads attached to four large horse bodies. She went over there because it smelled interesting. And when the horses snorted, her strange little ears perked up, she sniffed the air, and then BAM! realized there were four large horse heads attached to four large horse bodies three feet away.
After I took this picture, I told Celeste she was a ninny for being unafraid of horses but petrified a new dog might sniff her butt. She could not answer due to the fact she was sniffing noses with a horse and that was hard work, requiring the same amount of concentration one might give to, I don't know, understanding string theory.
Mina has met horses and cattle and goats and pigs and sheep - she feels they should be sniffed once and then ignored utterly and completely. So while Celeste acknowledged the horses desire for her NOT to be in the pasture with them, Mina thought they were all silly little equines. She walked behind their hooves, under them, in front of them, feigning utter disinterest in the presence of these 1,000 lb animals. I told the horses they were all very big and beautiful and please to not be minding the very small and demure pit bull lurking behind their left hooves. They were all very impressed with my speech, demanded more scratches and were considerate enough not to send Mina flying with those left hooves. I told Mina this was all a very bad idea, that she should perhaps choose another location to look adorable.
So she did. She wandered jauntily further afield. Truly, she jaunted. And if that is not an actual variation of jaunty, it should be added to the dictionary. One horse took it upon herself to act like she had in fact chased the mighty pit bull away and followed Mina at a measured, but leisurely stroll. The horse conveyed to me she was not strolling but was walking with purpose. I wasn't convinced. Neither was Mina who ignored the approaching mare in that special way she has.
No, I did not race across the field to save Mina. I feel a little bad about this but temper my feelings with the fact that my coworker did race across the field to, in his words, "defend Mina from that horse". That horse was easily distracted by butt scratches, which is how I often distract Mina and Celeste from doing inappropriate things like eating wood, grass, chasing squirrels (does not work), eating cats (also does not work), licking themselves, chewing on the table, chewing on what they thought was a toy but was actually my remote control, etc. ad naseum.
In any event, Mina and Celeste bonded with the horses. The horses bonded with me. I nearly bonded too much with a wooden post after one horse got angry over something and shoved the horse I was petting into me and thus into the wooden post. I shook my fist, which they ignored. I threatened them with my pit bull, who had by now returned to stand behind the left rear hoof of the horse who had me pinned to the post. And when this did not work, I scratched her butt. She had to lean a little to the right to appreciate the scratching, which gave me enough room to escape the wooden post.
And then Mina snorted and snorted and snorted and snorted. And I thought she was going to snort out her lung but realized she was trying to snort out a fox-tail. We abandoned the horses in favor of vets and ended our day with a $233 vet bill for the removal of a bloody, two-inch useless piece of grass.
And to answer the question, yes there is a horse following you. Scratch her butt and you will be okay. Watch out for wooden posts.
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There is a time and place for everything and yesterday it was the time and the place for Celeste to meet horses for the first time. Mainly, it was the time and the place because, well, there were the horses and there was Celeste, sticking her nose through the fence to see the horses. Mina followed suit because Mina wanted to make sure Celeste knew that Mina knew whatever it was Celeste knew. That is how Mina rolls.
Of course, I must point out that Celeste did not actually go up to the fence because there were four large horse heads attached to four large horse bodies. She went over there because it smelled interesting. And when the horses snorted, her strange little ears perked up, she sniffed the air, and then BAM! realized there were four large horse heads attached to four large horse bodies three feet away.
After I took this picture, I told Celeste she was a ninny for being unafraid of horses but petrified a new dog might sniff her butt. She could not answer due to the fact she was sniffing noses with a horse and that was hard work, requiring the same amount of concentration one might give to, I don't know, understanding string theory.
Mina has met horses and cattle and goats and pigs and sheep - she feels they should be sniffed once and then ignored utterly and completely. So while Celeste acknowledged the horses desire for her NOT to be in the pasture with them, Mina thought they were all silly little equines. She walked behind their hooves, under them, in front of them, feigning utter disinterest in the presence of these 1,000 lb animals. I told the horses they were all very big and beautiful and please to not be minding the very small and demure pit bull lurking behind their left hooves. They were all very impressed with my speech, demanded more scratches and were considerate enough not to send Mina flying with those left hooves. I told Mina this was all a very bad idea, that she should perhaps choose another location to look adorable.
So she did. She wandered jauntily further afield. Truly, she jaunted. And if that is not an actual variation of jaunty, it should be added to the dictionary. One horse took it upon herself to act like she had in fact chased the mighty pit bull away and followed Mina at a measured, but leisurely stroll. The horse conveyed to me she was not strolling but was walking with purpose. I wasn't convinced. Neither was Mina who ignored the approaching mare in that special way she has.
No, I did not race across the field to save Mina. I feel a little bad about this but temper my feelings with the fact that my coworker did race across the field to, in his words, "defend Mina from that horse". That horse was easily distracted by butt scratches, which is how I often distract Mina and Celeste from doing inappropriate things like eating wood, grass, chasing squirrels (does not work), eating cats (also does not work), licking themselves, chewing on the table, chewing on what they thought was a toy but was actually my remote control, etc. ad naseum.
In any event, Mina and Celeste bonded with the horses. The horses bonded with me. I nearly bonded too much with a wooden post after one horse got angry over something and shoved the horse I was petting into me and thus into the wooden post. I shook my fist, which they ignored. I threatened them with my pit bull, who had by now returned to stand behind the left rear hoof of the horse who had me pinned to the post. And when this did not work, I scratched her butt. She had to lean a little to the right to appreciate the scratching, which gave me enough room to escape the wooden post.
And then Mina snorted and snorted and snorted and snorted. And I thought she was going to snort out her lung but realized she was trying to snort out a fox-tail. We abandoned the horses in favor of vets and ended our day with a $233 vet bill for the removal of a bloody, two-inch useless piece of grass.
And to answer the question, yes there is a horse following you. Scratch her butt and you will be okay. Watch out for wooden posts.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
How I earneds my Worst Dogs Labels!!!
Hey everyone, it's me Team CELESTES!!!1!!
My bestest moms has given me a brands news titles!!! She's called me the Worst Dogs in the Worlds!! I thinks this should be an awards.
I earneds this title on last weeks walks. My bestest mom and mes were all Lets go for a walks and Mina was all, uh no I don't thinks so. So it was just me and the moms.
Anyways, it starteds off goods, but then I was all Heys! lets go over theres!!! And my mom is all Hey, let's not. But I went off over theres anyways. Then my moms stood very stills and I couldn't figure out whys and I couldn't get over theres because of the darneds leash! SO I pulleds and pulleds and I whineds and I pulleds some more trying to conveys my messages. She ignoreds me!!
So then I decideds on a new tactics called Circling the Wagons and Tripping Thems! But change wagons to moms and you gets the ideas. So I circleds the wagons and tripped her and then she fells down which I thought meants we should plays. She did not thinks so and she actually yelleds at me!!
Well fine I says, two can plays the yelling games so I yelleds at a trees, a squirrels, a loose dogs, a leashed dogs, and two very funny looking birds. I was thinkings of yelling at a phone poles when my moms says ENOUGHS!! minus the S and then she just turns arounds! I didn't want to turns arounds so I trieds to go back to yellings at the birds, but she just tugged me alongs like I was a dog on a leashes!!! Rudes is what I tells her!
So then I figures I should shows her how awesomes I am and we shoulds go back to finish the walks. I do this by leapings from her left sides to her right sides and barreling into an old lady! I thought this would shows that I is very friendly and I kept my loose leashes and now can we finishes the walks!?!?!
My moms was appalleds, APPALLEDS is how I she puts it. Minus the S.
Anyways, we gots home and she would not talks to me all days long and when she finally dids, she called me the Worst Dogs in the Worlds! Mina laugheds and saids she knews that the very first time she laids eyes on me and I trieds to eat her noses. Mina didn't actually laugh because we don'ts laugh, but she did snorts in a very unladylikes way.
So thats how I earneds my new titles. I'll shares it with you ANY TIMES!!
My bestest moms has given me a brands news titles!!! She's called me the Worst Dogs in the Worlds!! I thinks this should be an awards.
I earneds this title on last weeks walks. My bestest mom and mes were all Lets go for a walks and Mina was all, uh no I don't thinks so. So it was just me and the moms.
Anyways, it starteds off goods, but then I was all Heys! lets go over theres!!! And my mom is all Hey, let's not. But I went off over theres anyways. Then my moms stood very stills and I couldn't figure out whys and I couldn't get over theres because of the darneds leash! SO I pulleds and pulleds and I whineds and I pulleds some more trying to conveys my messages. She ignoreds me!!
So then I decideds on a new tactics called Circling the Wagons and Tripping Thems! But change wagons to moms and you gets the ideas. So I circleds the wagons and tripped her and then she fells down which I thought meants we should plays. She did not thinks so and she actually yelleds at me!!
Well fine I says, two can plays the yelling games so I yelleds at a trees, a squirrels, a loose dogs, a leashed dogs, and two very funny looking birds. I was thinkings of yelling at a phone poles when my moms says ENOUGHS!! minus the S and then she just turns arounds! I didn't want to turns arounds so I trieds to go back to yellings at the birds, but she just tugged me alongs like I was a dog on a leashes!!! Rudes is what I tells her!
So then I figures I should shows her how awesomes I am and we shoulds go back to finish the walks. I do this by leapings from her left sides to her right sides and barreling into an old lady! I thought this would shows that I is very friendly and I kept my loose leashes and now can we finishes the walks!?!?!
My moms was appalleds, APPALLEDS is how I she puts it. Minus the S.
Anyways, we gots home and she would not talks to me all days long and when she finally dids, she called me the Worst Dogs in the Worlds! Mina laugheds and saids she knews that the very first time she laids eyes on me and I trieds to eat her noses. Mina didn't actually laugh because we don'ts laugh, but she did snorts in a very unladylikes way.
So thats how I earneds my new titles. I'll shares it with you ANY TIMES!!
Monday, May 11, 2009
How Is plays! And how Mina doesnt's!
Hey everyone, it's me TEAM CELESTES!!!
Yesterdays, my most awesome of moms took pictures. She claimeds me and my sisters was not workings with hers, but I claims she's silly!
First offs, she tooks a pictures of me rights when I was abouts to eats a toys! This is forbiddens! My biggest, bestest sisters is standings in the background doing somethings, I don't knows whats because I was lookings at the toys.
Then she tooks this pictures which she says makes me looks like a kangaroos or a strange creatures. I says SHE'S a stranges creatures!! Mina is busy smellings grasses because Mina is always making sures we don'ts has any invasions of mutant squirrels. I has never ever mets a mutant squirrels but Mina tells me alls the time about how in her younger days she hads to battle with Flavius, the king of the mutant squirrels. I don'ts knows how long squirrels lives but just in cases, you shoulds be on high alerts for Flavius. In this pictures, I am on high alerts for dinosaurs. That's how I hones my skillz. And just sos you knows, I killeds that dinosaurs goods, which so fars, is the only successful huntings expeditions. My moms says that's goods, but in cases of apocalpyses, I shoulds really brushes up on my huntings skillz.
Finally, here's a pictures of my bestests sisters evers! She's holdings stills, so I thinks this qualifies as Mina workings with my moms. Don't be fooleds by Mina's very tragics looks. She's masters of suckerings my moms into giving her loves and cookies with these looks. I is working VERY hards at these looks but my moms says this looks belows is SO not worthy of cookies. I says NOT FAIRS!
Yesterdays, my most awesome of moms took pictures. She claimeds me and my sisters was not workings with hers, but I claims she's silly!
First offs, she tooks a pictures of me rights when I was abouts to eats a toys! This is forbiddens! My biggest, bestest sisters is standings in the background doing somethings, I don't knows whats because I was lookings at the toys.
Then she tooks this pictures which she says makes me looks like a kangaroos or a strange creatures. I says SHE'S a stranges creatures!! Mina is busy smellings grasses because Mina is always making sures we don'ts has any invasions of mutant squirrels. I has never ever mets a mutant squirrels but Mina tells me alls the time about how in her younger days she hads to battle with Flavius, the king of the mutant squirrels. I don'ts knows how long squirrels lives but just in cases, you shoulds be on high alerts for Flavius. In this pictures, I am on high alerts for dinosaurs. That's how I hones my skillz. And just sos you knows, I killeds that dinosaurs goods, which so fars, is the only successful huntings expeditions. My moms says that's goods, but in cases of apocalpyses, I shoulds really brushes up on my huntings skillz.
Finally, here's a pictures of my bestests sisters evers! She's holdings stills, so I thinks this qualifies as Mina workings with my moms. Don't be fooleds by Mina's very tragics looks. She's masters of suckerings my moms into giving her loves and cookies with these looks. I is working VERY hards at these looks but my moms says this looks belows is SO not worthy of cookies. I says NOT FAIRS!
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
I is traineds part deux!
Hey everyone, it's me, Team Celestes!!!!1!!. This pictures is a portrait of my youngers self trainings my bigger sisters to shares. She is stills in trainings for this very importants issues!Yesterdays was my very first days of trainings! Remembers, I is already traineds but my most awesome of mom's thinks this will helps my self-esteems around dogs.
The classes was full of lots of peoples, which I loves, and lots of dogs, which I felts was a bit weirds since I was tolds it was all about MY TRAININGS. I got lots of treats and that is also a goods things!
There was a mop-dogs named Bella who I thought might be friends with mes but we are nots alloweds to approachs the other dogs. This is goods because I do not likes most dogs approachings me at alls. There was also a miniature Australian Shepherds who kept yellings at me, but who I wouldn't gives the times of days. There was a Mina-dogs, a Boxer-dogs, a ginormously larges mastiff-dogs, a babys doberman pinschers dogs and a dogs who looked sorta likes me but without the cool eyes and awesome temperaments.
We sat (I knows sit, silly trainers!) and we downeds (I know downs, stilly trainers!) and we did some FOCUSES on our peoples (I know FOCUSES, silly trainers!)
All in all, I hads a lots of fun at the trainings. This shall continues next weeks when I goes to trainings agains. I is working hards on being the tops of my classes so I can impresses Mina with my mad skillz!
Monday, April 27, 2009
Hows we fight swine flu!
Hey everyones, it's me Team Celestes!!!! and I'm heres to tell you hows we fights the swine flus. Now, firsts offs, let me say that I do nots think the swine flu is funny, per se, because I hears that some hoomans have actuallys dieds from this! Which is sads, because hoomans have always been nices to me and my mom is a hoomans so I woulds like them not to dies from the flus. Soooo, in orders to protects my moms and all yous other hoomans, I has created a coupld of methods I thinks will protects from the flus. My moms says she does not endorses these methods, but *I* endorses these methods and that shoulds be enough!
Here's our methods
Methods Une: Looks everywheres!
Mina looks to the lefts (her rights) to makes sures there's no swine flus over there and I looks to the rights (my rights) and make sures there's no swine flus over there toos.
As you can sees, neithers of us has swine flus, so this is a very effective methods for evading the swine flus!
Method Deux: Looks in same directions!
Nows, if the swine flus is tryings to attack from lefts and then rights, it's very, very, very, VERY likelys it will trys to attacks from the fronts. It is also common knowledges that swine flus do not attack from behinds, because swine flus is actually not deviouss but quites polite in attackings from left, right or fronts.
Anyways, this is how we detects the swine flus from the fronts. You must also holds your breaths, which I cants do, but I also cants gets the swine flus.
Methods Trois: Go nekkids!
Here's Mina's most favoritest methods of avoidings the swine flus - go nekkids!
My moms says this is not possibles for hoomans in most circumstances so I suggests an alternatives by wearings a collar with yours name on its, likes I do...collars are likes clothes, rights? Rights!
Anyways, we hopes these three methods helps you helps yourself to avoids the swine flues. We also hopes this whole flus thing does nots get too craaaazy and hurts lots of hoomans, because I likes hoomans. I also likes swines, because I mets one once at my mom's works and he was very polites and didn't give me or my moms any diseases, so I don't thinks he's the causes of the swine flus.
Signing offs,
CELESTE!
Here's our methods
Methods Une: Looks everywheres!
Mina looks to the lefts (her rights) to makes sures there's no swine flus over there and I looks to the rights (my rights) and make sures there's no swine flus over there toos.As you can sees, neithers of us has swine flus, so this is a very effective methods for evading the swine flus!
Method Deux: Looks in same directions!
Nows, if the swine flus is tryings to attack from lefts and then rights, it's very, very, very, VERY likelys it will trys to attacks from the fronts. It is also common knowledges that swine flus do not attack from behinds, because swine flus is actually not deviouss but quites polite in attackings from left, right or fronts.Anyways, this is how we detects the swine flus from the fronts. You must also holds your breaths, which I cants do, but I also cants gets the swine flus.
Methods Trois: Go nekkids!
Here's Mina's most favoritest methods of avoidings the swine flus - go nekkids!My moms says this is not possibles for hoomans in most circumstances so I suggests an alternatives by wearings a collar with yours name on its, likes I do...collars are likes clothes, rights? Rights!
Anyways, we hopes these three methods helps you helps yourself to avoids the swine flues. We also hopes this whole flus thing does nots get too craaaazy and hurts lots of hoomans, because I likes hoomans. I also likes swines, because I mets one once at my mom's works and he was very polites and didn't give me or my moms any diseases, so I don't thinks he's the causes of the swine flus.
Signing offs,
CELESTE!
I has the awards!
Hey everyone, it's me, Team Celeste!!!! and I am announcing awards that I and the sisters has receiveds!!!! Go me. And sisters!
First, Daisy and Quizz gave us this award!! Thank yous!
1) Amber Mae who just had puppies but isn't at all grandizings!
2) Princess because she has a cutes noses, just like my sisters!
3) Dozer's mom for being such a pit bulls advocate, even if maybes she didn't really starts out as one!
4-7) The Brown Dogs (and one black dog) - Maisy, Probert, Wrigley and newest addition Addison who like broccoli and being cutes...my kinds of dogss!
8) Boris who is a very handsomes dogs and who needs to updates his blogs more!
And then wes gots this awards too!!
It's a fans!!! Now, I has no opinions on fans, but my most awesomest of sisters LOVES fans. Sometimes, my bestest of moms takes the fans and puts it downs on the grounds right in fronts of Mina's noses!! She loves its, which I think says somethings about her coolnessess!
Nows, I pretty muchs loves all your blogs, becauses that is how I rolls as a dog.
So I cants really specify whos blogs should gets this awards, but if you hasn't gotten its already, please takes this as me awardings it to yous! Yes, yous!
Okay, my moms going through some pictures ands she may posts somes of them soons. I'm sures your alls holding your breathes in anticipations!
Signings offs,
CELESTES!!!!!!
First, Daisy and Quizz gave us this award!! Thank yous!“The award states that “This blog invests and believes in PROXIMITY - nearness in space, time, and relationships!”
In other words, “These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in prizes or self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers! Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award.”
Wows, I don't knows what exceedingly means, but I is definitely not self-grandizes! Now, I'm not sures how many of yous already gots this award and if we gives it to you TWICES or THRICES, I thinks that is okays.
1) Amber Mae who just had puppies but isn't at all grandizings!
2) Princess because she has a cutes noses, just like my sisters!
3) Dozer's mom for being such a pit bulls advocate, even if maybes she didn't really starts out as one!
4-7) The Brown Dogs (and one black dog) - Maisy, Probert, Wrigley and newest addition Addison who like broccoli and being cutes...my kinds of dogss!
8) Boris who is a very handsomes dogs and who needs to updates his blogs more!
And then wes gots this awards too!!
It's a fans!!! Now, I has no opinions on fans, but my most awesomest of sisters LOVES fans. Sometimes, my bestest of moms takes the fans and puts it downs on the grounds right in fronts of Mina's noses!! She loves its, which I think says somethings about her coolnessess!
Nows, I pretty muchs loves all your blogs, becauses that is how I rolls as a dog.
So I cants really specify whos blogs should gets this awards, but if you hasn't gotten its already, please takes this as me awardings it to yous! Yes, yous!
Okay, my moms going through some pictures ands she may posts somes of them soons. I'm sures your alls holding your breathes in anticipations!
Signings offs,
CELESTES!!!!!!
Monday, March 30, 2009
I has the grasses!!!
Hi everyone, it's me TEAM CELESTE!!!!1!! and I has grasses!!! Here is a pictures of me with the grasses! My most awesomest of sisters says I look like a devil hounds, but I tells her that if I was a devils hound than that makes her a devil hounds sisters!!!! She says I'm not her real sisters, I says the bonds of sisterhoods knows no genetic markers!!
Anyways, no I is not growlings, but I AM chewings on grasses at my grandparents house. Their grasses tastes a lot funniers than the grasses at my most bestest mom's houses, which is why my most bestest mom says I throws up alls the time after eatings the grandparent's grasses. My most awesomest of big sisters says I throws up the grasses because it's the devils trying to purge me of goodnesses. Then I tells her she throws up grasses too.
This is her responses:
Mina: I am not amused by Celeste or by you. I am sleeping, zen-like and tranquil, far away from the maddening not-sister and the camera-toting minion. And I do not throw up grass, I gently cough up that which is unworthy of my digestive system. There is a difference.
Anyways, no I is not growlings, but I AM chewings on grasses at my grandparents house. Their grasses tastes a lot funniers than the grasses at my most bestest mom's houses, which is why my most bestest mom says I throws up alls the time after eatings the grandparent's grasses. My most awesomest of big sisters says I throws up the grasses because it's the devils trying to purge me of goodnesses. Then I tells her she throws up grasses too.
This is her responses:
Mina: I am not amused by Celeste or by you. I am sleeping, zen-like and tranquil, far away from the maddening not-sister and the camera-toting minion. And I do not throw up grass, I gently cough up that which is unworthy of my digestive system. There is a difference.
Friday, March 27, 2009
I is traineds!
Hey, it's me TEAM CELESTE!!!!1!! and I is traineds!
Wells, that's what I tolds my moms, anyways, but she says I is NOT traineds! Liar!
Anyways, so my moms and I wents to the trainings and boy, let me tells you somethings - trainings is both a scary place and super super super fulls of peoples!
I was all scareds because the floors was all weirds and there were all these strange smells that were not me, my sisters or my moms. But! Then there was a humans with coooooookies who saids I was tenses and cutes but mainly tenses. I likes peoples. A lots. Even more so than my own mom, who says that I shames my family every times I abandons hers. Well, I says, she shoulds give me cookies ALLS the times like these other humans and then I glues myself to her legs! She says, neverminds.
I gots over my tenseness and the trainers says I can trains! So even thoughs I'm already traineds, I'm goings to becomes a professionally traineds dog. I'm doing it fors the cookies!
Anyways, here's a pictures of my past selfs:
Runs away, trainings aheads, trainings aheads!!!
Wells, that's what I tolds my moms, anyways, but she says I is NOT traineds! Liar!
Anyways, so my moms and I wents to the trainings and boy, let me tells you somethings - trainings is both a scary place and super super super fulls of peoples!
I was all scareds because the floors was all weirds and there were all these strange smells that were not me, my sisters or my moms. But! Then there was a humans with coooooookies who saids I was tenses and cutes but mainly tenses. I likes peoples. A lots. Even more so than my own mom, who says that I shames my family every times I abandons hers. Well, I says, she shoulds give me cookies ALLS the times like these other humans and then I glues myself to her legs! She says, neverminds.
I gots over my tenseness and the trainers says I can trains! So even thoughs I'm already traineds, I'm goings to becomes a professionally traineds dog. I'm doing it fors the cookies!
Anyways, here's a pictures of my past selfs:
Runs away, trainings aheads, trainings aheads!!!
Monday, March 23, 2009
I is goings to the trainings!!!
Hey everyone, it's me TEAM CELESTES!!!11! And guess whats?!? I is goings to go trainings tomorrows with my BEST MOM EVERS! I do not knows what this trainings is and my BEST MOM EVERS says I has betters not eats the other dogs, but I thinks it involves C-O-O-K-I-E-S and facts is I loves cookies!
Anyways, this is my reactions to when the BEST MOM EVERS saids trainings was happenings!
Haha, huhs?
Anyways, I'm nots 100,000% sures if I will likes trainings (I will likes cookies forever) but my BEST MOM EVERS says we gots to trys our bestests. Wells, I hopes she tries her bestests because I ALWAYS am bestest, excepts when my most awesomests of biggest sisters does somethings. Then she is the bestests. I'll lets you knows how the trainings go and if they kicks us out or whats.
Oh waits, my BEST MOM EVERS wants to say somethings!!!
I only want to comment to clarify that Celeste is a fear-aggressive dog around other dogs. Not full-out "I'll eat you" aggressive, but snarly, ZOMG!!! Get away from me! I will die! aggressive. The training club is allowing Celeste to come for an evaluation to see if she can be in group classes or if I have to save up money for a private trainer. I'm certainly crossing my fingers that she will do okay - she doesn't need to play with the others, just ignore them and focus on me (which is her preferred modus operandi when unknown dogs approach her).
Anyways, this is my reactions to when the BEST MOM EVERS saids trainings was happenings!
Haha, huhs?
Anyways, I'm nots 100,000% sures if I will likes trainings (I will likes cookies forever) but my BEST MOM EVERS says we gots to trys our bestests. Wells, I hopes she tries her bestests because I ALWAYS am bestest, excepts when my most awesomests of biggest sisters does somethings. Then she is the bestests. I'll lets you knows how the trainings go and if they kicks us out or whats.
Oh waits, my BEST MOM EVERS wants to say somethings!!!
I only want to comment to clarify that Celeste is a fear-aggressive dog around other dogs. Not full-out "I'll eat you" aggressive, but snarly, ZOMG!!! Get away from me! I will die! aggressive. The training club is allowing Celeste to come for an evaluation to see if she can be in group classes or if I have to save up money for a private trainer. I'm certainly crossing my fingers that she will do okay - she doesn't need to play with the others, just ignore them and focus on me (which is her preferred modus operandi when unknown dogs approach her).
Saturday, March 14, 2009
How I Avoids Gettings My Souls Stolens!
Hey everyone, it's me TEAM CELESTE!!!!!11!! for the wins!
Todays my very very very favoritests mom was trying to steals my souls with a camera! Forbiddens is what I tells her and she says SAY CHEESE!!! and I says CHEESE?!? feeds me! And she ignores me and stills trys to steal my souls.
Soooos, I came up with an ingenious ways to avoids the souls stealings. Pleases to be giving you evidences so you toos can avoid souls stealings!
Steps Un: RARWS! Yells extra louds to expels ebil spirits that the camera can steals from you. You donts need ebil spirits but the ebil spirits dont knows that.
Steps Deux: ROLLS OVERS!!!! Shows off yours awesomes belly! Alsos, very important - hides your noses!!! Noses sometimes leak souls, so its very important to hides them from the souls stealings camera!
Steps Trois: Completes your rolls over and voilas!!! SUCCESSES, your souls has been saved.
I do nots suggest trying this whiles running very fasts. I trieds this once and ran into a fences!! My mom claims my most awesomest of big sisters was actuallys TRYINGS to get me to run intos a fence, but would this faces do such an ebil things to me?!?!?
I thinks not!
TEAM CELESTE FOR THE WINS!
Todays my very very very favoritests mom was trying to steals my souls with a camera! Forbiddens is what I tells her and she says SAY CHEESE!!! and I says CHEESE?!? feeds me! And she ignores me and stills trys to steal my souls.
Soooos, I came up with an ingenious ways to avoids the souls stealings. Pleases to be giving you evidences so you toos can avoid souls stealings!
Steps Un: RARWS! Yells extra louds to expels ebil spirits that the camera can steals from you. You donts need ebil spirits but the ebil spirits dont knows that.
Steps Deux: ROLLS OVERS!!!! Shows off yours awesomes belly! Alsos, very important - hides your noses!!! Noses sometimes leak souls, so its very important to hides them from the souls stealings camera!
Steps Trois: Completes your rolls over and voilas!!! SUCCESSES, your souls has been saved.
I do nots suggest trying this whiles running very fasts. I trieds this once and ran into a fences!! My mom claims my most awesomest of big sisters was actuallys TRYINGS to get me to run intos a fence, but would this faces do such an ebil things to me?!?!?
I thinks not!
TEAM CELESTE FOR THE WINS!
Monday, March 9, 2009
MASSIVE HUNTING EXPEDITION PART TROIS
Hey everyone, it's me Team CELESTE!!!!!1!! FOR THE WINS!Okays, so this "RABBIT" (read = food) is actuallys from the sanctuarys where my mom works and she says I cannots ever ever eats him. WUT?!?
Anyways, 'nufs about this stooopids rabbits who I can't eats, let's talks about yesterdays MASSIVE HUNTING EXPEDITION PART TROIS.
My mom and my biggest most awesomest of sisters went to a parks where I picked the path and gots us lost (accordings to the mom and sister, but not accordings to me!)
Then I saws food and I says "MOM, I'll solves our lost problems by catchings us some foods!!!" and my mom was all "What are you talking about?" So then I rans off real fast like and charged after the foods with all mights. My moms was encouraging-like with her yellings; I'm pretty sures she was tellings me I was such a good, good dog and that I had not shamed my family for taking the wrong paths!
Turns out these rabbit creatures are uber fast; I mean almost as fast that big buck I nearly ated. I almosts ated the rabbit when outs of nowheres I was brutally attacked by a rocks. Maybe even two rocks. The rocks not only tripped me but smacked me goods in the eye. RUDE!
So my foods got away and I had to hang my head and return to the mom in shame. She praiseds me so I think I mights try capturing foods again so I can gets praises! Mina said I was a loser with no sense of directions. Directionless losers for the wins!!! YAY TEAM CELESTE!!!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Portrait of an evil not sister as a young puppy
Mina here and boy do I have some Serious News to report. Just last week, evidence emerged that my little not sister is in fact evil. This came in the form of a blatant attack on my doghood over a toy that was originally mine to begin with. Celeste claims possession is 10/10ths of the law but since she also claims Goose Poop is a vegetable, I have little faith in her ability at logic. In any event, Celeste has a history of improper use of teeth. Please see below.
Article 1: Improper Mouth: Tennis Ball Size Ratio
Article II: Holding onto a rope toy longer than permitted by Mina Code of Conduct; Article 5; Section IV, the Paramount Tuggy Terms of Dangling
Article III: Inability to distinguish teddy bear from my foot.
Article IV: Very first attempt at eating my PNOD.
Article V: The most damning evidence of all, an attempt at Killing Me that she failed due to my most awesome of skills called Dodge to Left Immediately Before Large Fence. Works every time, by the way.
I am okay, because I am an Awesome Dog full of Magical Canine Properties that deter attacks from little not sisters who seem to think MY toys are HER toys. And while she did in fact gain possession of that Ghost in a Pumpkin stuffy, I retained ownership of the minion's undying devotion which usually involves cookies. I feel this is a sufficient reward to the little not sisters unruly (and might I add, dangerous to my PNOD!) behavior.
Article 1: Improper Mouth: Tennis Ball Size Ratio
Article II: Holding onto a rope toy longer than permitted by Mina Code of Conduct; Article 5; Section IV, the Paramount Tuggy Terms of Dangling
Article III: Inability to distinguish teddy bear from my foot.
Article IV: Very first attempt at eating my PNOD.
Article V: The most damning evidence of all, an attempt at Killing Me that she failed due to my most awesome of skills called Dodge to Left Immediately Before Large Fence. Works every time, by the way.
I am okay, because I am an Awesome Dog full of Magical Canine Properties that deter attacks from little not sisters who seem to think MY toys are HER toys. And while she did in fact gain possession of that Ghost in a Pumpkin stuffy, I retained ownership of the minion's undying devotion which usually involves cookies. I feel this is a sufficient reward to the little not sisters unruly (and might I add, dangerous to my PNOD!) behavior.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Attack of the Collars!
Hey everyone, it's ME TEAM CELESTE!!!!1! I hopes y'alls are doing goods. I is doing so greats it's not even funny (it's funniest!) My mom, who is brilliants, boughts me and the big sis each a collar of epic proportions!! She tooks photos sos you could sees how awesomes we ares!
Here's my new brand collars! I calls it Bubbles Universes of Orders! My sister says it looks likes I gots pimples on my collars. I told her her noses is one big pimples. Then she ates me! But she spits me back up cuz I don't fits in her throats and she says I don't tastes so goods. Ha! I wins!
Here I is with my new collar but guesses whats? My mom actually cuts my noses off! I hads to check that I stills had noses cuz this pictures makes me look stoopid and noselesses.
I gaves my mom my best "TEAM CELESTE: NOT AMUSEDS" look.
This is its, my TEAM CELESTE: NOT AMUSEDS! look.
Now ontos my most awesomenesst of sisters, Mina! I has to says, she gots a really neato collars and I am a bit jealous of hers. She says grows up - I says I AM grows up!
Heres it is! Isn't it perdy? I mean not as perdy as my Bubbles Universes of Orders but stills pretty.
Ha ha! Mom cuts off Mina's noses too!!
This doesn't shows Mina's new collars but I includes it cuz I thinks it shows Mina's softers side. Here she is with Barbar II and though her lips is all curleds up it's not cuz she's mean, it's cuz Barbar II is fats. I thinks she looks sooooo cutes in this pictures plusses she is SOOOO embarrasseds by it (she says it makes her looks fats but it doesn'ts so she shoulds stops worrying!)
Anyways, thats alls! Mom also broughts home cooooookiiiiessss to makes up for the new collars in cases we didn't likes them. We dids, though, but we acted likes we didn't so gots lots of cookies.
Here's my new brand collars! I calls it Bubbles Universes of Orders! My sister says it looks likes I gots pimples on my collars. I told her her noses is one big pimples. Then she ates me! But she spits me back up cuz I don't fits in her throats and she says I don't tastes so goods. Ha! I wins!
Here I is with my new collar but guesses whats? My mom actually cuts my noses off! I hads to check that I stills had noses cuz this pictures makes me look stoopid and noselesses.I gaves my mom my best "TEAM CELESTE: NOT AMUSEDS" look.
This is its, my TEAM CELESTE: NOT AMUSEDS! look.Now ontos my most awesomenesst of sisters, Mina! I has to says, she gots a really neato collars and I am a bit jealous of hers. She says grows up - I says I AM grows up!
Heres it is! Isn't it perdy? I mean not as perdy as my Bubbles Universes of Orders but stills pretty.
Ha ha! Mom cuts off Mina's noses too!!
This doesn't shows Mina's new collars but I includes it cuz I thinks it shows Mina's softers side. Here she is with Barbar II and though her lips is all curleds up it's not cuz she's mean, it's cuz Barbar II is fats. I thinks she looks sooooo cutes in this pictures plusses she is SOOOO embarrasseds by it (she says it makes her looks fats but it doesn'ts so she shoulds stops worrying!)Anyways, thats alls! Mom also broughts home cooooookiiiiessss to makes up for the new collars in cases we didn't likes them. We dids, though, but we acted likes we didn't so gots lots of cookies.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
To meme or not to meme
It's me, Mina, ruler of all that is canid and good and possessor of the almighty Pink Nose of Doom (PNOD). Me and my little not-sister have been tagged for some memifying. Celeste has been disqualified because she went on a walk with my minion without me making her a liar and a thief. *nods* Okay, my minion overruled me and says Celeste can participate. Whatever.
First, a picture depicting the meme. Honest Scrap. I am uncertain of what that means, but who am I to pass judgement upon the scrap of the world? Dozer and Quizz tagged us, by the way.
Okay, so I have to tell 10 honest things about me.
1. I love sleeping. A lot. It's my number one most favorite thing to do.
2. I like to sleep under the covers and press my cold, pink nose against my minion's stomach.
3. When I'm super happy, I do a grrrrrrr and sing to my minion. She sings back and I think she needs practice.
4. Sometimes I cross my eyes to look at my PNOD.
5. I smell my right foot, then my left, just to make sure they smell the same. If not, I lick them until they both smell like my tongue (which smells great, by the way). Dozer does something similar, so I figure I'm in good company.
6. I love little dogs a lot. I do not like puppies all that much, though I tolerate them better than Celeste. But little dogs? I could keep a gaggle of them all for my entertainment. Those little legs and little noses and little tails are all utterly divine. *ahem* Anyway.
7. I was a horse in a past life. This is because my grandmother says I sound like one when I gallop through her house during visits.
8. I stole my minion's bear mace and ate the external canister. My minion was unamused. I told her that if we encounter a bear, all I have to do is breathe on them and voila! dead bear. (Note from the minion: Mina didn't eat the mace, thank god, just the plastic travel case it was in - she stole it off a table, the little minx). I am not a minx (just being truthful here).
9. I like playing bitey-face with my not-sister. Don't tell her, though.
10. I once ate four days worth of food that my minion left for me on the floor. My minion said I couldn't even fit through the door. Untrue, though I did have trouble getting up stairs and up on the bed. Who leaves food unattended if they didn't want me to it?!?
HEY, It's ME TEAM CELESTE!!! Here's my ten most truthy stuffs!
1. I LOVES GRASS. I could eats it all days long!!!
2. I LOVES GOOSE POOPS. I could eats a whole ten pounds of it!!!
3. I LOVES CHASING GOOSES. I just wants thems to poops sos I can eats it!
4. I LOVES MY MOM. Shes goods at giving me cookies, pets, praises, lovings, and plays goods with my tug toys (cepts when she makes me drops them!)
5. I LOVES MY SISTER, MINA. Shes play bitey faces with me, tugs toys with me, even walks unders me! Shes a good roles model 'specially when it comes to getting into troubles!
6. I LOVES MY GRANDPARENTS. They's sneaks me extra food cuz my mom sometimes starves me!
7. I LOVES CHEWING ON MYSELF. My mom says this is allergies and not appropriates but I does it anyways, cepts when mom gives me apool cidah vinnigar, whatevers that is (truthy? I donts likes it very much).
8. I LOVES PAPERS! They tastes soo good and they're sos fun to tears up. My sister thinks I'm a dork but she eats plastics so I don't trusts her on this issue.
9. I LOVES THE LETTERS SSSSSS. I uses the letters ssss a lot because I thinks it is the best letters. I have two s sounds in my names, which makes me an experts on the letters s!
10. I LOVES ME!!! I thinks self-loves is very importants because if yous don't loves yourselfs then you cants loves nobody elses.
TEAM CELESTE FOR THE WINS!!
Mina, again.
Now, I am supposed to tag peoples, but I think everyone on my blog list has been tagged. If you have not, I tag you and you are it and my PNOD says you must do this meme. PNOD does not lie.
Okay, and then Daisy the dog (who NEARLY has a PNOD, btw) tagged me and the not-so-little-not-sister to do a photo meme. Never one to back down from showing off my awesome self, here you go.
Celeste's 5th photo is:
Which truly encapsulates her nutty, I'm a total dork, can-do 'tude.
My 5th photo:
Well. This is embarrassing.
It was '07 (an otherwise good photo year for me) and the minion thought I would look good as a skunk. Which I do, of course, but geez, a skunk? How about just dressing up as me?
Tagging 8 critters:
1. Dozer (and Star too!)
2. Quizz, because we need more pictures of you!
3. Amber-Mae because she can blow bubbles in the water!
4-7. The Dogfathers (Vinnie, Gino, Bruno and dogfatherette Carmela)
8. Mia, who we all hope finds her forever home!
That is all.
First, a picture depicting the meme. Honest Scrap. I am uncertain of what that means, but who am I to pass judgement upon the scrap of the world? Dozer and Quizz tagged us, by the way.
Okay, so I have to tell 10 honest things about me.1. I love sleeping. A lot. It's my number one most favorite thing to do.
2. I like to sleep under the covers and press my cold, pink nose against my minion's stomach.
3. When I'm super happy, I do a grrrrrrr and sing to my minion. She sings back and I think she needs practice.
4. Sometimes I cross my eyes to look at my PNOD.
5. I smell my right foot, then my left, just to make sure they smell the same. If not, I lick them until they both smell like my tongue (which smells great, by the way). Dozer does something similar, so I figure I'm in good company.
6. I love little dogs a lot. I do not like puppies all that much, though I tolerate them better than Celeste. But little dogs? I could keep a gaggle of them all for my entertainment. Those little legs and little noses and little tails are all utterly divine. *ahem* Anyway.
7. I was a horse in a past life. This is because my grandmother says I sound like one when I gallop through her house during visits.
8. I stole my minion's bear mace and ate the external canister. My minion was unamused. I told her that if we encounter a bear, all I have to do is breathe on them and voila! dead bear. (Note from the minion: Mina didn't eat the mace, thank god, just the plastic travel case it was in - she stole it off a table, the little minx). I am not a minx (just being truthful here).
9. I like playing bitey-face with my not-sister. Don't tell her, though.
10. I once ate four days worth of food that my minion left for me on the floor. My minion said I couldn't even fit through the door. Untrue, though I did have trouble getting up stairs and up on the bed. Who leaves food unattended if they didn't want me to it?!?
HEY, It's ME TEAM CELESTE!!! Here's my ten most truthy stuffs!
1. I LOVES GRASS. I could eats it all days long!!!
2. I LOVES GOOSE POOPS. I could eats a whole ten pounds of it!!!
3. I LOVES CHASING GOOSES. I just wants thems to poops sos I can eats it!
4. I LOVES MY MOM. Shes goods at giving me cookies, pets, praises, lovings, and plays goods with my tug toys (cepts when she makes me drops them!)
5. I LOVES MY SISTER, MINA. Shes play bitey faces with me, tugs toys with me, even walks unders me! Shes a good roles model 'specially when it comes to getting into troubles!
6. I LOVES MY GRANDPARENTS. They's sneaks me extra food cuz my mom sometimes starves me!
7. I LOVES CHEWING ON MYSELF. My mom says this is allergies and not appropriates but I does it anyways, cepts when mom gives me apool cidah vinnigar, whatevers that is (truthy? I donts likes it very much).
8. I LOVES PAPERS! They tastes soo good and they're sos fun to tears up. My sister thinks I'm a dork but she eats plastics so I don't trusts her on this issue.
9. I LOVES THE LETTERS SSSSSS. I uses the letters ssss a lot because I thinks it is the best letters. I have two s sounds in my names, which makes me an experts on the letters s!
10. I LOVES ME!!! I thinks self-loves is very importants because if yous don't loves yourselfs then you cants loves nobody elses.
TEAM CELESTE FOR THE WINS!!
Mina, again.
Now, I am supposed to tag peoples, but I think everyone on my blog list has been tagged. If you have not, I tag you and you are it and my PNOD says you must do this meme. PNOD does not lie.
Okay, and then Daisy the dog (who NEARLY has a PNOD, btw) tagged me and the not-so-little-not-sister to do a photo meme. Never one to back down from showing off my awesome self, here you go.
Here are the rules:
- Open a document or file folder
- Click on the fifth folder and then the fifth photo
- Post the photo and describe it
Celeste's 5th photo is:
Which truly encapsulates her nutty, I'm a total dork, can-do 'tude.My 5th photo:
Well. This is embarrassing.
It was '07 (an otherwise good photo year for me) and the minion thought I would look good as a skunk. Which I do, of course, but geez, a skunk? How about just dressing up as me?Tagging 8 critters:
1. Dozer (and Star too!)
2. Quizz, because we need more pictures of you!
3. Amber-Mae because she can blow bubbles in the water!
4-7. The Dogfathers (Vinnie, Gino, Bruno and dogfatherette Carmela)
8. Mia, who we all hope finds her forever home!
That is all.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Stuffie Extravaganza!
Today was The Day to buy stuffies for the dynamic duo. Goodwill produced a veritable jackpot of affordable dog toys (erroneously meant for children). For $6.90, eight stuffies were purchased. Although Mina thinks I'm stingy, I refuse to pay more than $2.00 for a toy (unless it is the mose awesome of toys).
The Need:
As you can see, the toy box has declined. That vintage frog has lost his eyes. The teddy bear is doing his best to obscure the damaged goods beneath him.
The New Goods:
From left to right: Care Bear Stare (face obscured), Leo I the Loser, Leo II the Winner (center back), Orange-cola bear (center), Monkey Face, Babar's Cousin, and Bear VII.
Your Challenge - Find the Pit Bull
She's the one trying to avoid eye contact with the crazy Care Bear Stare creature of doom.
The Dynamic Duo Response:
Celeste: I can has?
Mina: MINE! ALL MINE! Behold my red-laser eye of doom, come any closer and you'll surely perish!!!!
Celeste: So I can not has?
Celeste tackles the evil Care Bear Stare of doom amidst the innards of a previous conquest.
Toy Box After:
Better. Much better.
The Need:
As you can see, the toy box has declined. That vintage frog has lost his eyes. The teddy bear is doing his best to obscure the damaged goods beneath him.
The New Goods:
From left to right: Care Bear Stare (face obscured), Leo I the Loser, Leo II the Winner (center back), Orange-cola bear (center), Monkey Face, Babar's Cousin, and Bear VII.
Your Challenge - Find the Pit Bull
She's the one trying to avoid eye contact with the crazy Care Bear Stare creature of doom.
The Dynamic Duo Response:
Celeste: I can has?
Mina: MINE! ALL MINE! Behold my red-laser eye of doom, come any closer and you'll surely perish!!!!
Celeste: So I can not has?
Celeste tackles the evil Care Bear Stare of doom amidst the innards of a previous conquest.
Toy Box After:
Better. Much better.
Friday, February 6, 2009
I has a vintage pit bull!
I is the frog, and I has conquered the vintage pit bull! You may not believe this is true but it is because I IS THE FROG!!!!!Actually, I is CELESTE!!! Team Celeste for the win!
Anyways, sos my sister is here looking all old and ancient, not just cuz shes IS old and ancient but cuz my mom apparentlys used old films. That's my guesses anyways!
And even thoughs my sister tells me I'm funny looking and uses ssss inappropriatelys, I stills tells her that she's goyjus! My mom says thats why she loves me. I hopes it's not the only reason cuz I has lots more positive qualities than just loving my sister!
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