Portrait of an evil not sister as a young puppy

Mina here and boy do I have some Serious News to report. Just last week, evidence emerged that my little not sister is in fact evil. This came in the form of a blatant attack on my doghood over a toy that was originally mine to begin with. Celeste claims possession is 10/10ths of the law but since she also claims Goose Poop is a vegetable, I have little faith in her ability at logic. In any event, Celeste has a history of improper use of teeth. Please see below.

Article 1: Improper Mouth: Tennis Ball Size Ratio


Article II: Holding onto a rope toy longer than permitted by Mina Code of Conduct; Article 5; Section IV, the Paramount Tuggy Terms of Dangling

Article III: Inability to distinguish teddy bear from my foot.

Article IV: Very first attempt at eating my PNOD.


Article V: The most damning evidence of all, an attempt at Killing Me that she failed due to my most awesome of skills called Dodge to Left Immediately Before Large Fence. Works every time, by the way.

I am okay, because I am an Awesome Dog full of Magical Canine Properties that deter attacks from little not sisters who seem to think MY toys are HER toys. And while she did in fact gain possession of that Ghost in a Pumpkin stuffy, I retained ownership of the minion's undying devotion which usually involves cookies. I feel this is a sufficient reward to the little not sisters unruly (and might I add, dangerous to my PNOD!) behavior.

My Pink Nose of Doom

We have not been properly introduced, but I am Mina's pink nose of doom.

I make Mina look cool. And by cool, I mean hot. Very hot.

I complement the world, because I *am* the world. Or at least it's rightful ruler, though tragically unrecognized by everyone but Mina and the minion and sometimes that black-nosed creature, Celeste.

I am doomful because I wreak havoc wherever I go, which is everywhere because I *am* everywhere. Nowhere and everything to boot.

Respect me, bow before me. Hail my perdiness and also the dog I'm attached to.

Your ever faithful totalitarian leader,

Pink Nose of Doom (PNOD, if you please)