Hey Team Celeste, it's me CELESTE!!!!!111!!. Recently, I shared my very amazing chases of a deers who should be in my bellies but is still roaming frees up on the countryside.But enough of that deers who I should still be eating. My mom has been getting up super duper early (according to her anyways) so shes can take me to the park. It's not even light out which is greats cuz then I can sneakify up on my food.
Like a couple days ago, my mom and Is were all "let's walk" and we makes a very very very good team (Team Celeste I calls it). Before I get to that sneakifying part, let me just says that Mina my most awesome of older sisters is always invited to these hunting expeditions but guess whats?!? Mina apparently thinks sleeping in until 7:30 am (whens we return from an hour of runnings and chasings and huntings) is way more fun. Sometimes I really think my biggest sister has the Al-Zimers cuz who wouldn't want to go huntings over sleepings?!?
Anyways, Team Celeste was all out and about when I spies myself a tasty morsel - it was all black and white and waddling like it just wanted me to eat him. I was abouts to engage in my SECOND massive hunting expedition part doo when my mom (who i love very dearly but who i really feel isn't all that smart about getting food) asked me to come. She had this sort of puppy whine and panicky edge to her voices, sos I had to come real fast to make sures she was fine. Turns out she was fine, she just wanted to put that darned leash on me! And when I turned around to sees if my foods was still waddling towards me - he was gone!
Geez, my humom is real great and alls but she isn't so smart about hunting.
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"It's not even light out which is greats cuz then I can sneakify up on my food."
I think I died laughing.
Oh, Celeste. You make my day. :]
I have had moments like that where my heart stops after I see a skunk emerge! :-o!!
I think my dogs would love some lessons on sneakify up on food. Are classes starting soon? ;-)
Hah hah well Celeste I am with Mina here. Me and Star both prefer to sleeps until at least 9 AM. And walkies yuk!! I does not like to walk.
Ninja skills are important if you are dealing with a kitty. Good job practicing yer sneakifying.
Yer pal Dozer
sneakify up on a skunkalicious! wow!
hello celeste its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav had sevral fun times with that littel blak and wite guy i wunder if yorez is the same wun as wot i yoozd to play with nekst time yoo see it ask it if it remembers a kuppel of red dogs ok???? thanks bye
Woah, Celeste! You'd totally starve if you had to depend on your Mom to catch all your food! Hey, wait a minnit, there's something wrong with that sentence...
I think we would make a great hunting team, Celeste. Have you hunted birds before? They're my prey of choice, well cuz they're mostly all I see. But there's a horse by the dog park that I think we could take if we worked together...
Thanks for the advice on how to court Stella. I'm working up my little brown nerve.
Wroo!
Brown dog kisses,
Dannan
We saw a squirrel once but my silly hoomans stopped me from chasing it. Gosh, you should hear its squealing! Oooo, sounded like lunch!!!
Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer
"She had this sort of puppy whine and panicky edge to her voices, sos I had to come real fast to make sures she was fine."
its good that you watch out for your human. mine screamed once because there was a big evil spider coming at her so i gobbled it up and saved her life. she was very grateful and gave me lots of treats.
i dont understand why they get in the way of our hunting expeditions though. i've caught many evil bunnies but my human always takes them away before i can eat them all up. silly humans, they arent very good at hunting.
-puppy
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