How I earneds my Worst Dogs Labels!!!

Hey everyone, it's me Team CELESTES!!!1!!

My bestest moms has given me a brands news titles!!! She's called me the Worst Dogs in the Worlds!! I thinks this should be an awards.

I earneds this title on last weeks walks. My bestest mom and mes were all Lets go for a walks and Mina was all, uh no I don't thinks so. So it was just me and the moms.

Anyways, it starteds off goods, but then I was all Heys! lets go over theres!!! And my mom is all Hey, let's not. But I went off over theres anyways. Then my moms stood very stills and I couldn't figure out whys and I couldn't get over theres because of the darneds leash! SO I pulleds and pulleds and I whineds and I pulleds some more trying to conveys my messages. She ignoreds me!!

So then I decideds on a new tactics called Circling the Wagons and Tripping Thems! But change wagons to moms and you gets the ideas. So I circleds the wagons and tripped her and then she fells down which I thought meants we should plays. She did not thinks so and she actually yelleds at me!!

Well fine I says, two can plays the yelling games so I yelleds at a trees, a squirrels, a loose dogs, a leashed dogs, and two very funny looking birds. I was thinkings of yelling at a phone poles when my moms says ENOUGHS!! minus the S and then she just turns arounds! I didn't want to turns arounds so I trieds to go back to yellings at the birds, but she just tugged me alongs like I was a dog on a leashes!!! Rudes is what I tells her!

So then I figures I should shows her how awesomes I am and we shoulds go back to finish the walks. I do this by leapings from her left sides to her right sides and barreling into an old lady! I thought this would shows that I is very friendly and I kept my loose leashes and now can we finishes the walks!?!?!

My moms was appalleds, APPALLEDS is how I she puts it. Minus the S.

Anyways, we gots home and she would not talks to me all days long and when she finally dids, she called me the Worst Dogs in the Worlds! Mina laugheds and saids she knews that the very first time she laids eyes on me and I trieds to eat her noses. Mina didn't actually laugh because we don'ts laugh, but she did snorts in a very unladylikes way.

So thats how I earneds my new titles. I'll shares it with you ANY TIMES!!

I is traineds part deux!

Hey everyone, it's me, Team Celestes!!!!1!!. This pictures is a portrait of my youngers self trainings my bigger sisters to shares. She is stills in trainings for this very importants issues!

Yesterdays was my very first days of trainings! Remembers, I is already traineds but my most awesome of mom's thinks this will helps my self-esteems around dogs.

The classes was full of lots of peoples, which I loves, and lots of dogs, which I felts was a bit weirds since I was tolds it was all about MY TRAININGS. I got lots of treats and that is also a goods things!

There was a mop-dogs named Bella who I thought might be friends with mes but we are nots alloweds to approachs the other dogs. This is goods because I do not likes most dogs approachings me at alls. There was also a miniature Australian Shepherds who kept yellings at me, but who I wouldn't gives the times of days. There was a Mina-dogs, a Boxer-dogs, a ginormously larges mastiff-dogs, a babys doberman pinschers dogs and a dogs who looked sorta likes me but without the cool eyes and awesome temperaments.

We sat (I knows sit, silly trainers!) and we downeds (I know downs, stilly trainers!) and we did some FOCUSES on our peoples (I know FOCUSES, silly trainers!)

All in all, I hads a lots of fun at the trainings. This shall continues next weeks when I goes to trainings agains. I is working hards on being the tops of my classes so I can impresses Mina with my mad skillz!

I is traineds!

Hey, it's me TEAM CELESTE!!!!1!! and I is traineds!

Wells, that's what I tolds my moms, anyways, but she says I is NOT traineds! Liar!

Anyways, so my moms and I wents to the trainings and boy, let me tells you somethings - trainings is both a scary place and super super super fulls of peoples!

I was all scareds because the floors was all weirds and there were all these strange smells that were not me, my sisters or my moms. But! Then there was a humans with coooooookies who saids I was tenses and cutes but mainly tenses. I likes peoples. A lots. Even more so than my own mom, who says that I shames my family every times I abandons hers. Well, I says, she shoulds give me cookies ALLS the times like these other humans and then I glues myself to her legs! She says, neverminds.

I gots over my tenseness and the trainers says I can trains! So even thoughs I'm already traineds, I'm goings to becomes a professionally traineds dog. I'm doing it fors the cookies!

Anyways, here's a pictures of my past selfs:


Runs away, trainings aheads, trainings aheads!!!

I is goings to the trainings!!!

Hey everyone, it's me TEAM CELESTES!!!11! And guess whats?!? I is goings to go trainings tomorrows with my BEST MOM EVERS! I do not knows what this trainings is and my BEST MOM EVERS says I has betters not eats the other dogs, but I thinks it involves C-O-O-K-I-E-S and facts is I loves cookies!

Anyways, this is my reactions to when the BEST MOM EVERS saids trainings was happenings!


Haha, huhs?

Anyways, I'm nots 100,000% sures if I will likes trainings (I will likes cookies forever) but my BEST MOM EVERS says we gots to trys our bestests. Wells, I hopes she tries her bestests because I ALWAYS am bestest, excepts when my most awesomests of biggest sisters does somethings. Then she is the bestests. I'll lets you knows how the trainings go and if they kicks us out or whats.

Oh waits, my BEST MOM EVERS wants to say somethings!!!

I only want to comment to clarify that Celeste is a fear-aggressive dog around other dogs. Not full-out "I'll eat you" aggressive, but snarly, ZOMG!!! Get away from me! I will die! aggressive. The training club is allowing Celeste to come for an evaluation to see if she can be in group classes or if I have to save up money for a private trainer. I'm certainly crossing my fingers that she will do okay - she doesn't need to play with the others, just ignore them and focus on me (which is her preferred modus operandi when unknown dogs approach her).

Mina discusses training

Hey everyone, it's me Mina. This is not a picture of me training; it's an embarrassing photo of me playing with a toy. My minion decided to use this photo because she is evil. I have no control over that fact.

In any event, I'm in training. We go every week and I get tortured. I have to do stuff like sit, and stay and "watch" and not tell the other dogs that they suck and I rule. That is very hard because the fact of that matter is that I do rule and all other dogs, excepting any dog reading this blog, are not cool.

My minion says that I did so fantabulously on Sunday that I get to do extra training with THE BEST TRAINER IN THE WORLD (she is, really) for something called a See-Gee-See, which I hope involves cookies. My minion is unsure if I'll actually pass because she says I have a bad case of the Sassy Snark-a-tude when it comes to other dogs (who look at me funny) but since I did so well in class, she was going to give it a try. I had to remind her that it was ME who going to give it a try and maybe I might not.

This is my second time around with THE BEST TRAINER IN THE WORLD and I hope there will be a third and a fourth because the trainer really is THE BEST IN THE WORLD. That's just fact.

My not-sister is pretty jealous about this training bit, so the minion says she can get some training too. I told the minion she could send the not-sister away for boarding school training but then my not-sister actually cried and I felt bad. Then I got over it and told Celeste not to be a pansy. Celeste says she'll be a pansy if it will get her cookies. Me too, actually.

That's all on the Mina Rules homefront.