When pit bulls invade your bathroom

The scene: The bathroom.
The cast:
Me: Doing bathroomie stuff
Miss Mina: Doing her best to annoy the crap out of me

Me: What the heck are you doing in here, Mina?
Mina: *sits by leg* Oh, you know, I was just checking in to see if you still remembered I existed. That's all.
Me: ?
Mina: Sometimes you forget. Like a few minutes ago? I was on the bed staring at you while you brushed your hair. I stared. And sighed. And harrumphed. Yet you just kept on brushing - I think three brushes is sufficient, it's not like your going on a hot date or anything.
Me: Gee. Thanks. I'm sorry I ignored your awesome sighing, melodramatic ways.
Mina: Oh now you sarcasm me. Fine. I'm leaving.
Me: *stares down at pit bull still leaning into her leg* Um...
Mina: *startles* Oh yeah. Going now....moving slowly away, going to go huddle in a corner, abandoned once again by a subpar minion.
Me: *baffled* Subpar? You're acting weird this morning.
Mina: Pshaw, weird is Celeste.
Me: Anyway, do you want to go with me to get coffee?
Mina: Do I ever! With Celeste?
Me: Nope, just you and me.
Mina: *twirls in a circle* Woo-hoo! *ahem* I mean, let me check my schedule. I have a busy life, you know, I mean I don't just lie on the bed all day when you're gone pining for you to return. More important things to do, you know. I've got a busy social life, let me tell you. I mean just the other day....
Me: Mina! Do you want to go or not?
Mina: Yeah! I mean, yes I would be delighted to accompany you and make sure your caffeine addiction does not get wildly out of control.
Me: Thanks.

And the minion and her pit bull went off in search of soy extra bold coffee freddos and a chocolate, chocolate vegan muffin of doom.