You may not have known this, but I am, in fact, a lover of books. And no, not just books I can eat (according to the minion, that is none).Here is some evidence of me and my love of books. This is a whole stack of books, and I am ITCHING to dig in and read my little pit bull heart away.
But what is this? I do not have opposable thumbs? These pages do not turn themselves? Wait, I cannot read? What is this tomfoolery?
Anyway, I guess it is okay that I can't actually read. It seems to take up a lot of my minion's time, which should be focused on me, myself and I, oh yeah, and my PNOD. Instead, she checks out book after book after book from the library. That stack you see? Yes, she hasn't read any of those books due to the library's interference. Which is still moot, these books of many words are stealing my minion from me and I feel it must stop. I might have to enlist the help of my not-so-little not-sister. She once ate part of a book and was demoted to my minion's #150th favorite dog. I am willing to sacrifice Celeste's promotion points for the good cause of Stealing Back my Minion from the Clutches of Libraries Everywhere.
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Uh oh Mina, I do not see this plan ending well for you or for Celeste. My Mom has her own library, something about overdue fines, and I learned as a puppy that if I ate a book I didn't get treats for a week! A Week without Treats!
Best to leave the books alone and let your minion read them.
Quizz with the Big Black Nose of Doom
Youare right! Minions should not be reading they should be loving, walking, cooking, feeding, playing with us!
Reeding is fer suckers! I mean after all if us dawgs cant reed then wut is the point?? Everybuddy knows you can lern everythang you need to know frum yer dawg. There is even a book with a title like that. Oh the irony!
Yer pal Dozer
Hi Mina,
I'm a pit bull too!!! I wuldn't eet a book, I thinkk it mite taste yuckee. Waits for a good bone!
Yur frend,
tank
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