Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Portrait of an evil not sister as a young puppy

Mina here and boy do I have some Serious News to report. Just last week, evidence emerged that my little not sister is in fact evil. This came in the form of a blatant attack on my doghood over a toy that was originally mine to begin with. Celeste claims possession is 10/10ths of the law but since she also claims Goose Poop is a vegetable, I have little faith in her ability at logic. In any event, Celeste has a history of improper use of teeth. Please see below.

Article 1: Improper Mouth: Tennis Ball Size Ratio

Article II: Holding onto a rope toy longer than permitted by Mina Code of Conduct; Article 5; Section IV, the Paramount Tuggy Terms of Dangling

Article III: Inability to distinguish teddy bear from my foot.

Article IV: Very first attempt at eating my PNOD.

Article V: The most damning evidence of all, an attempt at Killing Me that she failed due to my most awesome of skills called Dodge to Left Immediately Before Large Fence. Works every time, by the way.

I am okay, because I am an Awesome Dog full of Magical Canine Properties that deter attacks from little not sisters who seem to think MY toys are HER toys. And while she did in fact gain possession of that Ghost in a Pumpkin stuffy, I retained ownership of the minion's undying devotion which usually involves cookies. I feel this is a sufficient reward to the little not sisters unruly (and might I add, dangerous to my PNOD!) behavior.


Burning Moon said...

wow, that last picture is really really scary. you did really good at staying away from her. but im confused about something. The Princess Fiona says that duck and goose poop is good for me too. but noelle tells me its yucky and i should just leave it alone. i don't know what to do!

Burning Moon said...

whoops, that last comment was from me...freckles

just in luv said...

Miss Mina, you are so good at blogging! Your entries always make me laugh. :]

Rileyferret says he knows what it's like to have annoying "not siblings." :]

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Whoo, that looks like a narrow escape indeed!

Amber-Mae said...

I think that gal looks ferocious!!!!

Butt sniffs,
Solid Gold Dancer

Orca Dawg said...

Dearest Miss Mina,

I am apalled by the activities of your not-sister, but proud of how well you are doing at avoiding her evilness.

My EKOD (Evil Kitten of Doom) now dares to hop up and MARK ME with her scented jowls! When I try to stop her, my lackey barks at me. And when I ignore her, my lackey coos and says things like "Awww, how sweet!" and snaps pictures.

Maybe we can mail our evil not-siblings/kittens to a central location?

Nose bops and butt-waggles...

Anonymous said...

That Dodge To The Left Before Fence manoover is a very handy one. I have also used a move called Bite My Butt on Star when she is trying to get a toy frum me. She doesnt want to bite my butt so it works out good fer me in the end no pun intended.

Yer pal Dozer

PS Mummy finds yer pitcher taking very impresive.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Good thing your PNOD is intact! It would be awful to lose that!

Vegan Girl (Roni Seabury) said...

I hope cats are allowed to post here because my big sister Sadey (yes of the evil canine type) thinks all of my toys are hers. I scratch her nose but it doesn't seem to work.