Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Changing the world, one cookie-look at a time

Miss Mina here. I've been working diligently on my "LOOK INTO MY EYES AND GIVE ME COOKIES" look. Here is a sample. I think it is a pretty sure bet that the minion will proffer a multitude of cookies for this look.

I'm also working on a subliminal message campaign. Problem is I don't talk minion-speak so every time I whine, bark, whine, CELESTE IS EVIL, whine, woof to the minion, she thinks I'm just being my normal adorable self. And I am, of course, but I'm also trying to convince her that my little not-sister is evil. She still seems to think the muttskie is adorable. SHE DOES NOT EVEN HAVE A PINK NOSE! I do. You cannot tell in this photo, but it's plain fact that I have a pink nose and Celeste doesn't.

Oh yeah, I also tried a mind-meld with the minion. She was getting ready for work (i.e. abandulating me) this morning and I bonked her right on the forehead to see if we could make a connection. Turns out she has a pretty soft head, which leads me to believe she may not have a mind to meld with (if her head is that soft, I bet her brain fell out years ago). This means I'm going to have to be extra vigilant and make sure the minion doesn't get into any trouble, like when she tried to hot iron her hands in addition to her hair.

Dogs, check on your human providers. Make sure they have minds. If so, let me know if you have any better luck with a mind-meld.

4 comments:

The Girl said...

Miss Mina, I have had limited success with the mind meld. I don't think that The Girl is really smart enough for it to work. She's not very swift, you know.

(The Girl: Hey!)

Girlie, you know it's true.

I think your cookie-look is very compelling. The minion will not be able to resist!

Brown dog kisses,
Dannan

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello miss mina its dennis the vizsla dog hay if yore mind meld is not wurking i hav aksess to mr spock the vulcan and cud send him ovr to help yoo owt just let me no ok bye

dozersblog said...

Miss Mina once a long time ago I also tried the mind meld on my Mummy and she cried very much and sed oh Dozer you gived me a bruise why dont you watch wut you are doing you dum dum dawg! Then Daddy sawed Mummy crying and he laffed and sed come on its not so bad and then Mummy tried to beat up Daddy fer laffing. So now I doesnt try the mind meld no more cause it seems dangerus. I thinks yer cooky look is betters and safers too.

daisydog said...

Well we try the mind meld, but then we end up licking mom in her face so sometimes it doesn't work becuase she starts laughing and doesn't take me serious. So they we have to try the talking to her with the growly voice, sometimes that works.