I am starting a Campaign of Woe. Every time I turn around, there is the minion with her clicky-shooty device.
Instead of cookies, click!
Instead of adoration and praise, snap!
What is wrong with her? Many things, let me tell you. But mostly this whole camera fetish.
Anyway, I am starting a Campaign of Woe so that you, dear canid reader, may bear witness to the abuse and mistreatment and humiliation I must endure at the hands of my minion and her camera.
Thank you for your time. I accept cookies, peanut butter and carrots as donations.
20 hours ago
5 comments:
Sorry Mina- Maybe you should stop being so darn cute and the camera would go away!
Woe! Woe!
Hey Mina I feel ya. My Mummy does the same thang. I would like to donate to yer campane eksept it jest so happens that I chomp chomp crunch chomp mmmrgh chomp mrgh ghrghm ghrmm ghmm gulp gulp um as I wuz saying it jest so happens that I does not have enny peenut butter or cookys or carrots.
Yer pal Dozer
I will donate all my leftover foodies to your campaign of woe, oh, uh, um, mom says I don't have any leftover foddies right now cuz I ate them all....
You poor dear. I will donate lots of cookies to you!
Smoochies,
Solid Gold Momma
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