Todays my very very very favoritests mom was trying to steals my souls with a camera! Forbiddens is what I tells her and she says SAY CHEESE!!! and I says CHEESE?!? feeds me! And she ignores me and stills trys to steal my souls.
Soooos, I came up with an ingenious ways to avoids the souls stealings. Pleases to be giving you evidences so you toos can avoid souls stealings!
Steps Un: RARWS! Yells extra louds to expels ebil spirits that the camera can steals from you. You donts need ebil spirits but the ebil spirits dont knows that.
Steps Deux: ROLLS OVERS!!!! Shows off yours awesomes belly! Alsos, very important - hides your noses!!! Noses sometimes leak souls, so its very important to hides them from the souls stealings camera!
Steps Trois: Completes your rolls over and voilas!!! SUCCESSES, your souls has been saved.
I do nots suggest trying this whiles running very fasts. I trieds this once and ran into a fences!! My mom claims my most awesomest of big sisters was actuallys TRYINGS to get me to run intos a fence, but would this faces do such an ebil things to me?!?!?
I thinks not!
TEAM CELESTE FOR THE WINS!
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Wow Celeste! What does Mina think about your camera soul stealing theory? I think you're cute, how else can the world see your cuteness without the power of the camera?
Your friend,
Quizz
Dear Celeste, this is Star and I am borrowing Dozer's signature because he was going to say something naughty, whereas I am going to tell you that the love between you and your sister is wonderful and perfect and unbreakable. The Lady keeps using the word "un-ree-quieted" and I am not sure what that means, but she uses it to describe the love between Dozer and me as well, so it must be good! Therefore, go, follow that un-ree-quieted love, even if it takes you through fences!
Your friend, Star
Celeste, don't believe a word that hussy Star tells you! Oh, and I don't think that anyone could steal your soul!
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