Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Woe is Mina

Mina here: Woe is me is right. Get this: My minion took me to the V-doc, the irksome place with the slippery floor with the crappy treats and people who poke me with sharp objects. The minion claims I'm acting funny, that I'm losing a bit of weight and drinking a lot of water and having a hard time chewing my bones.

Wrong. I'm very serious (except when I'm not), I am svelte, love water like its going out of style and I take those bones out like a ninja assassin warrior. There is nothing wrong with me, and I don't need some vet tech sticking a needle in my arm or, even more embarrassing, catching my urine with a bowl - that urine was intended to land on a bush so that everyone knew how awesome I really am. My minion says everyone already knows that - but does everyone smell it? Well, now they won't be able to because that woman with the tacky paw-print jacket stole my pee!

My minion is hoping you will all think positive thoughts for me. Which you were already doing, I'm sure. She will find out details sometime tomorrow, she hopes. I'm sure she is just being paranoid, as is her overbearing way. I mean I love her and all, but sometimes she's just too much. You know what I mean? I'm sure you do.


Anonymous said...

We are thinking good thoughts so your mom doesn't get too worried! Maybe you just ate a bad treat or something! Keep us posted!

Bella the Boxer said...

Oh, I have one of those paranoid overbearing humans, too!! Hopefully she's wrong and you are as healthy as you look and feel!

xoxo - Bella

Liz said...

I hope everything goes well, Mina!


Anonymous said...

Oh gosh not the V word again! I narrowly eskaped going there by feeling all better all of a sudden. I hope you feel better all of a sudden too!

Amber-Mae said...

Stole your pee with a dish? Gee! I don't know what to think of that! But I'm thinking good thought here. Hope it's not very bad news...

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer